Not removing your headphones from the time when you walk through the door in the morning until quitting time. PGP.

I have developed a strange liking for James Taylor, seltzer water, and going to bed at a reasonable hour. PGP.

A bad day on the golf course is better than a good day at the office. PGP.

How do I get out of this bachelor party? PGP.

1: “How are you this morning? 2: “I’m here.” PGP.

Power pointing at your boss as you leave the office for happy hour. PGP.

Shamelessly playing “Get Lucky” through your phone’s speakers in the bathroom stall. PGP.

Everything about me is NSFW. PGP.

How the hell did I ever stay up past 9:30? PGP.

“I’m thinking about getting my real estate license.” PGP.

1: “Something is wrong.” 2: “Have you tried restarting it?” PGP.

Consistently in an overly caffeinated state of panic. PGP.