Threw out my arm…playing fetch with my dog. PGP.

Graduate Saturday, start work Monday. PGP.

Sacrificing now to be successful later. PGP.

John Taffer couldn’t rescue my department. PGP.

My office is so cold, I look forward to making copies to feel the warmth of the paper. PGP.

Monday morning me really hates weekend me. Fuck that guy. PGP.

May 5th used to be about tequila and day drinking. Now it just means four more days till Friday. PGP.

Coming home to eat leftovers on your couch in your underwear and watch Netflix. PGP.

Conference call waiting music being stuck in my head could be what finally causes me to snap. PGP.

“I close my eyes, only for a moment, and the moment’s gone. All my dreams, pass before my eyes, a curiosity. Dust in the wind, all they are is dust in the wind.” PGP.

Envying the coworker that got fired this morning. PGP.

Going to the driving range in preparation of company golf day, because you haven’t played since last year’s company golf day. PGP.