Never getting any Snapchats. PGP.

Enthusiasm over a quality pen. PGP.

Thinking about getting back into video games. PGP.

Tomorrow’s my day off. Gotta do yard work around the house. PGP.

I was told to re-write the employee handbook. Does this mean I make the rules? I feel like Oprah. PGP.

The cashiers recognize me when I walk in at The Home Depot, Lowes, Target, PetsMart, and Jimmy Johns. PGP.

Senior Associate brings her two kids to the office cause her nanny backed out. Meanwhile, I get sent to HR because I forgot to shave this morning. PGP.

The rest of the company is at the annual summer picnic. I was told to stay at the office. PGP.

The “Where’s mine?” comment from the receptionist when you walk back in from picking up lunch. PGP.

The level of excitement after winning a kickball game in OT. PGP.

My rent now could cover my entire house’s rent in college. PGP.

Thought about getting a girlfriend so people at work will respect me more, then realized I couldn’t afford one. PGP.