Stole a bottle of Tabasco from Chipotle today, just to feel something. Anything. PGP.

Going back to your desk to get your cell phone before heading to the bathroom. PGP.

Spending more than I make in one paycheck being a bridesmaid in an in-town wedding. PGP.

My CEO had his face painted at this summer’s company picnic. It was a dragon, complete with fire and glitter. PGP.

“Shoulda burned this place down when I had the chance.” -Michael Scott. PGP.

The best part of traveling for work is having no shame in sitting at a bar alone. PGP.

Finally started alternating beer and water, six years after I was taught to do so. PGP.

People say I used to have a nice smile. PGP.

My girlfriend could do better. PGP.

My landlord asked if he could show my place. I wasn’t planning on moving out. PGP.

Really glad that you can’t lose it if you don’t use it. PGP.

Considered quitting this morning rather than getting out of bed. PGP.