They still haven’t approved my vacation time. PGP.
Game shows, soap operas and reruns on your day off. PGP.
Your boss stopping you to chat as you are about to poop your pants. PGP.
That moment of panic before checking your bank account. PGP.
Forgetting to put a client on mute before letting out a distinct groan and cursing their name. PGP.
Stealing toilet paper from the office for home use. PGP.
Needing a 5-hour Energy before you go out on the weekend because you’re used to being in bed before midnight. PGP.
Complimenting an older coworker on their tacky Christmas sweater only to find out they were wearing it seriously. PGP.
When coworkers refer to your company as a family. PGP.
I started using a comb. PGP.
At least I’ve accomplished more than (insert former classmate’s name here). PGP.
“Can I use your printer?” PGP.