Role playing sales calls with my boss is the the most terrifying thing I have done in years. PGP.

The girl I’m dating just graduated from college and can’t fall asleep before 1am. PGP.

“We need to get more granular…” PGP.

Getting yelled at by your boss because you have been making the intern water the fake plants for the last three months. PGP.

Awkwardly running into ex-coworkers that have been fired. PGP.

Finally getting the automated rejection email for a job you applied for 18 months ago. PGP.

Used my first PTO days on a three-day music festival. Used my first sick day that following Monday. PGP.

MY CAPSLOCK HAS BEEN STUCK ON FOR TWO DAYS. I’M GOING TO LOSE ALL MY CLIENTS. PGP.

Applying for other jobs on your lunch break. PGP.

Trying to justify triple digit bar tabs on an expense report. PGP.

Being way too proud of your airline and hotel rewards status. PGP.

Got up early to beat everyone to work only to realize I forgot my office key. PGP.