Putting a microwave dinner on a plate to make it look homemade. PGP.
Drawing your boss’s name for Secret Santa. PGP.
I asked for a vacuum for Christmas. PGP.
The passive-aggressive red “busy” dot on Gchat. PGP.
“I wonder if they’ll let us leave early today.” PGP.
I just alphabetized the shit out of my filing cabinet. PGP.
When a coworker messages me “haha” and I can see them and they’re not fucking laughing. PGP.
Daily battles for control of the thermostat. PGP.
The unspoken game of chicken between you and your coworkers to see who leaves first the day before a holiday. PGP.
Asking your parents for help with a down payment for Christmas. PGP.
The Monday after a holiday weekend being exponentially worse than normal Mondays. PGP.
Fat coworkers comparing the Thanksgiving leftovers they brought in for lunch. PGP.