Has Steely Dan always been this good, or am I just turning into my dad? PGP.

Free HBO and Cinemax weekends are a big deal in my house. PGP.

Not shitting, but remaining on the pot. PGP.

Tindering at a wedding. PGP.

No more sleepovers on weeknights. PGP.

A room full of Room Essentials. A pantry half full of Market Pantry. PGP.

Took four days of vacation. Up at 6 a.m. on day one. PGP.

Has he gotten more attractive? Or have I just lowered my standards? PGP.

I miss leggings. PGP.

My boss thinks the new Weird Al Yankovic album is “gold.” The rest of us are paying dearly for it. PGP.

Exchanging 30 emails on an issue that could have been cleared with a 30 second phone call. PGP.

Asking for more responsibility and more money. Getting more responsibility. PGP.