The best part of my week was stealing a chair from the conference room. PGP.
Being the exact type of person I said I’d never become. PGP.
Third cheeseburger of the week. PGP.
Wasted my whole lunch break because my boss forced to watch stupid YouTube videos I’ve already seen with him. PGP.
If one co-worker goes in on the snow day, you all go in.
Keeping a mental list of coworkers who don’t wash their hands PGP
Doing laps around my office floor to up my step count on the iPhone Health app. PGP.
The old guy gives me the McGavin “shooter” every time I walk past him in the hall. PGP.
Sunday morning shakes at church.
Every time I crack open a Diet Coke at work I pretend its a beer. PGP.
Using “Back in the day” to refer to something you did less than 6 months ago #PGP
I really need to get started on my taxes. PGP