The almost baby-talk you use when dealing with customers. PGP.
Always being paranoid that your bosses are talking about you when they close their office doors. PGP.
Jerking awake to find four pages of “ssssssssssssssssss” in the middle of your document. PGP.
Standing in line for the microwave. PGP.
When a video chat concludes, I feel like that person is watching me through my webcam the rest of the day. PGP.
That guy who coughs directly into his phone during a conference call. PGP.
“STOP PUTTING THINGS IN THE BLENDER!” – Coworker on the phone with her children. PGP.
Commuting east during sunrise, and west during sunset. PGP.
Watching Office Space. I would kill for a job at Initech. PGP.
Actually being a serious competitor in the corporation-wide chili cook off. PGP.
My wife reminding me that “it’s trash day” for the past 5 years. PGP.
Feeling crippled by the lingering flu shot pain. PGP.