Too lazy to take out my contacts every night. Too poor to afford Lasik. PGP.
My boss got hipster glasses.
My car was fully covered in bird shit this morning. PGP.
Forgot my headphones today, and people are actually trying to talk to me. PGP.
Today I had a coughing fit in the middle of leaving a client a voicemail. PGP.
Putting my family group text on ‘do not disturb.’ PGP.
12 days to Week 1 and our quarterback is out 9-12 months. PGP.
Corporate Lay Off = Unlimited Drinking time while browsing for careers online. PGP.
Getting transferred to a job just far enough away from DC that I can’t actually live anywhere decent or rent is too damn high. PGP.
My old sugar momma just sent me a LinkedIn request… She is married now. PGP.
Sorry my desk is a mess. PGP.
Chasing heart burn medication with Miller High Life. PGP.