Using the hand dryer in the bathroom as a clothing dryer because you spilled something on your pants. PGP.
Being envious of kindergarteners because they get nap time. PGP.
Using your Friday night to “get organized.” PGP.
When the cashier at the grocery says, “I can tell you’re single,” when ringing you up. PGP.
Using those black binder clips from work as chip bag clips at home. PGP.
“I’m emailing you as a follow up to our conversation earlier.” PGP.
“It’s only 8pm” is the new “It’s only midnight.” PGP.
My coworker sends an email and then walks to my desk to ask if I saw it. He hand-delivers emails. PGP.
Actually becoming proficient with the phonetic alphabet from having to spell so many things over the phone. PGP.
Making eye contact with the boss in the parking lot and then giving him the better space. PGP.
The later the lunch, the shorter the afternoon. PGP.
Saying “Just living the dream!” when, in fact, you’re not. PGP.