Grocery shopping was the highlight of my day. PGP.

Felt wild today, so I wrote in blue pen instead of black. PGP.

Six staff members asked if I was new at the back-to-school meeting. I have been teaching here for two years. PGP.

I actually work really well on Wellbutrin. PGP.

It would be less embarrassing for my nudes to leak than my bank account balance. PGP.

I was going to spend all day at work applying for new jobs. I gave up by 10 a.m. PGP.

Today is our last “Summer Friday” of the year. My company is making up when seasons begin and end. PGP.

The amount of work I didn’t do today almost makes me feel guilty. Almost. PGP.

When you realize your student loan debt wouldn’t be a bad annual salary. PGP.

I don’t have anything witty to say, I just really hate my job. PGP.

“Let’s take this offline” never ends well. PGP.

Getting asked if I wanted a eyebrow trim while I was getting my haircut. PGP.