I got a yellow onion at the store instead of a red one. Just to mix things up. PGP
I’m now in text groups…with couples.
Should’ve started that pop punk band back in ’06. PGP.
The guy that is dominating the office bracket challenge had no idea he was until I mentioned it to him today. PGP.
Everyone is busy but me. PGP.
Are you going to this meeting?
“Are you willing to travel?” PGP
The old women at my office all gather in the lunch room at noon and watch Family Feud. PGP.
At least Jordan Speith and I have the same hair line.
My coworkers found out my college nickname.
Responding to recruiters about jobs completely unrelated to your profession just because they look hot in their LinkedIn pic. PGP.
The elevator stopping on the 2nd floor every. single. morning. PGP.