Having sex with my shirt on. PGP.

Starting to recognize the same cars every morning on your commute. PGP.

Your company finally hiring attractive women right after you get a girlfriend. PGP.

Thinking about sending in an application to The Real World. PGP.

The whole office spent the first hour of work today debating that damn dress. PGP.

Wishing you could pull a Jake Locker and retire at 26. PGP.

Begrudgingly opting in for the vision plan. PGP.

Doing laps around my office floor to up my step count on the iPhone Health app. PGP.

Owing the federal government money instead of them owing you money. PGP.

No one is going out this weekend because of the snow. PGP.

Learning to check the left hand when conversing with a member of the opposite sex. PGP.

Custodian just has to clean the restroom right as I’m dropping the Browns off at the Super Bowl. PGP.

Got an email from Credit Karma wishing me a happy birthday. PGP.

Knowing that you’ll be talked into going out tonight even though it’s a Tuesday. PGP.

My secret handicap stall now has a lock to gain access. PGP.

The old guy gives me the McGavin “shooter” every time I walk by him in the hall. PGP.

Meal replacement bars. PGP.

Someone had to warm up their leftover curry dish again. PGP.

If one coworker goes in on the snow day, you all go in. PGP.

Fantasizing about faking your own kidnapping to get some time off. PGP.