I’m really looking forward to these people retiring already.
“Don’t let this coffee fool you, I’m not doing shit today.” PGP.
Over-experienced for jobs you don’t want and can’t get hired, under-experienced for the jobs you do want and can’t get hired. PGP.
Overcrowded Groupon yoga classes. PGP.
Having to feign interest when an older coworker shows you something on the internet that you saw months ago. PGP.
Actually worrying about your posture because you spend 40 hours a week sitting. PGP.
Sitting next to the co-worker that talks or sings to himself. PGP.
There’s cake in the break room. PGP.
Realizing you’re a good ten years older than every budding professional athlete. PGP.
Falling asleep before halftime. PGP.
Getting anxiety from wondering why you have so much anxiety. PGP.
The new female hire not being the 10 you built her up to be in your head. PGP.