Saving an email in drafts and sending it from home so the boss thinks I stayed at work later than I actually did. PGP.

Being out of the loop. PGP.

Using a calculator for extremely basic math. PGP.

Man, I look tired. PGP.

Stashing an electric razor in your center console. PGP.

Forgetting to take your cellphone to the bathroom. PGP.

Searching for an empty parking lot to eat your lunch in. PGP.

Suddenly becoming a diehard fan of your boss’s favorite team. PGP.

Actually using the vegetable drawer of your refrigerator for vegetables, not beer. PGP.

Sometimes I use Tinder to boost my self-esteem. PGP.

One vagina for the rest of your life. PGP.

Farting in your office and praying no one walks in. PGP.

Accidentally answering your personal phone with your name, company, and position. PGP.

The balance between assuming something and asking a stupid question. PGP.

Icing your knees after the company softball game. PGP.

“There’s my wife. Now, see that? Always smiling, judging, watching. Look at the baby, look at the baby.” PGP.

When getting an “upgraded laptop” means getting your boss’s old one. PGP.

Having a favorite pen. PGP.

Designing your dream Camry online. PGP.

When having a couple drinks just makes you tired and depressed. PGP.