Shamelessly farting at the gym. PGP.

Birthday dinner at Applebees. PGP.

When it’s not just the weird kids from high school anymore, but your actual friends getting engaged now. PGP.

My coworker caught me changing into workout clothes in my car. PGP.

Got birthday money. Bought new sheets with it. PGP.

I should have listened to my mother. PGP.

One of my coworkers just took his laptop into the bathroom with him. PGP.

I’m just here so I don’t get fired. PGP.

Just saw saw one of my business ideas in the worst ever article. PGP.

Dr. Pepper not putting his degree to use.

Having a Jameis and Jimbo type relationship with your boss. PGP.

Currently doing someone else’s job who makes more than me. PGP.