“I know you already left the office, but can you handle this right now?” PGP.

Prop bets on which friend’s baby will cry first at the Super Bowl party, and whose pregnant wife will make him leave first. PGP.

Finally have three years of work under my belt, so I can now apply for other entry level jobs that required 3-5 years of experience. PGP.

Accidentally typed “Go tit!” instead of “Got it!” to a client today. PGP.

Having to take your headphones out every time someone walks up to your desk. PGP.

The highlight of my day was watching Windows do an update. PGP.

Not necessarily pissed that I had to come in on a snow day, just that everybody else came in too. PGP.

Shamelessly farting at the gym. PGP.

Birthday dinner at Applebees. PGP.

When it’s not just the weird kids from high school anymore, but your actual friends getting engaged now. PGP.

My coworker caught me changing into workout clothes in my car. PGP.

Got birthday money. Bought new sheets with it. PGP.

I should have listened to my mother. PGP.

One of my coworkers just took his laptop into the bathroom with him. PGP.

I’m just here so I don’t get fired. PGP.

Just saw saw one of my business ideas in the worst ever article. PGP.

Dr. Pepper not putting his degree to use.

Having a Jameis and Jimbo type relationship with your boss. PGP.

Currently doing someone else’s job who makes more than me. PGP.

Thinking about all the souls that have been devoured within these walls. PGP.