I should be at Hooters right now. PGP.

I had Iowa State in the Final Four. PGP.

Margaritas give me acid reflux now.

I’m now part of “the machine” that I used to rage against. PGP.

National “take a 3 hour lunch day” #PGPM

I should have just taken the day off. PGP.

Skipped the 5k I registered for because I went out the night before.

“I’m sorry babe, we just can’t afford a baby right now.” PGP

I can’t grill because I live in an apartment. PGP.

Forgetting to turn your volume down while watching the Spring Break story on snapchat while at work.

My mother still doesn’t know what I do for a living. PGP.

This third cup of coffee was pointless. PGP.