I thought about law school until I googled how much it costs. PGP.

“Can you make it here by 7? PGP.

I’m now in text groups…with couples.

The “I can’t keep drink like that during the week” text the next morning. PGP.

The only other employee under 40 just quit. PGP.

Metamucil. PGP.

When going out for a beer actually means a single beer. PGP.

Coworker prints out and highlights driving directions on MapQuest before we go on sales calls. PGP

I was the lucky guy selected to go to a career fair this morning to recruit college kids for jobs I wish I could get. PGP

All of the responsibility, but none of the authority, to get the project done. PGP.

When you wear less makeup to work and your coworkers all take you aside to ask what’s wrong. “You look so sad today”. PGP.

My friend just had a kid, and now he sucks. PGP