Chasing Tylenol with coffee. PGP.

When you wake up 3 minutes before your alarm will go off but you still try to fall back asleep anyway. PGP.

The guy that is dominating the office bracket challenge had no idea he was until I mentioned it to him today. PGP.

A coworker I haven’t even met just introduced himself to me and asked that I not park in his spot. PGP.

Should’ve started that pop punk band back in ’06. PGP.

Coworkers who think Flo from Progressive is hilarious. PGP.

One of our suppliers gave me Lakers tickets. I sold them for cash. PGP.

Jordans in the office Friday, unemployment line Monday. PGP.

I’ve decided to leave in my single gray hair to be taken more seriously around the office. PGP.

Frozen dinner for two, for one. PGP.

Checking the hot intern’s LinkedIn profile before making a move. PGP.

Feeling compelled to order water at lunch just because your boss did. PGP.