Threw my back out sneezing today. PGP.

Took Saturday night off from going out. Woke up feeling good Sunday so I raged.

Ran into my ex at a mutual friend’s wedding, her new boyfriend is a really cool guy. PGP.

“Hey, have you checked out Google Maps today?” PGP.

Maybe I should go back to school for a master’s. PGP

My tobacco consumption has quadrupled during unemployment. PGP

“Man, this weather is crazy.” PGP.

My parents strongly suggested that I try online dating.

“Thank you for scheduling your payment” Fuck off. PGP

Life becoming a fine balance between Officespace, the Truman Show, and Groundhog Day. PGP

Taking vacations scrolling through Google Earth. PGP

Using “Back in the day” to refer to something you did less than 6 months ago #PGP