Giving your liver a nice, healthy break from Monday to Wednesday. PGP.

Having to learn from Forbes Magazine that my undergraduate degree is useless. PGP.

I really need to get started on my taxes. PGP

I chose the wrong career path. PGP

It’s only Wednesday. PGP

Some college kids at a bar refereed to me “Blue” last night. PGP

My work phone is a BlackBerry. PGP.

I eat lunch in my car just to be by myself for a few minutes. PGP.

If another co-worker says “Hump Day” one more time, I’m just gonna lose it

People assume I’m an IT guy just because I’m the youngest one here. PGP.

Got a promotion. Now everyone hate me. PGP

Getting overly excited for the weekly grocery store ads. PGP.