My weed guy can’t meet up because he “has the kids tonight”. PGP.

I’ve started going to more expensive bars because I can’t afford to get as drunk.

My Venmo transactions got me called into a sit down with HR. PGP

7am vows to never drink again, 5pm decisions on what to drink first.

Afternoon pick-me-up of coffee and advil. PGP.

Everyone is busy but me. PGP.

Your floor’s new Bizhub lifting morale

My wife is forcing me to get a vasectomy. PGP

“My calendar is wide open.” PGP.

“So how about Wisconsin?”. PGP.

The overwhelming sense of relief when your boss says they aren’t coming in today. PGP

What am I even doing here? PGP