All my friends are at the home opener and I’m at the office PGP

My company just blocked The Masters website. PGP.

Wondering if there’s any money left on gift cards you received for Christmas.

Just gave money that I don’t have back to a school that I can’t afford. PGP.

Found my first gray eyebrow hair. PGP.

Just heard five people softy golf clap from their cubes. PGPM.

Summer and winter are the same season when you have no windows in your office.

“How’s Tiger doing?” PGP.

Just saw my boss on TV at The Masters as I’m watching it from my cube

Called a client who has a ring back tone to all I do is win” by DJ Khaled.

Taking lunch at my desk and I just answered my phone.

Not letting work get in the way of watching the Masters.