I wonder how bad the line at Chipotle will be tonight PGP

that daily, 4:30 pm “I’ll be productive tomorrow” thought

Checking the current weather from my computer because my personal office has no windows. #PGP

Snapchat Live is just a reminder I will never be successful, rich, famous or attractive.

3 billion dollar company. Folgers in the break room. PGP.

My coworkers found out my college nickname.

At least Pacquiao’s per second earning didn’t top my salary. PGP.

If only my job was as good as my LinkedIn mades it sound. PGP.

Tyrion needing wine to sleep.

Another human being made more than my yearly salary in half a second. #PGP

More like DRINK DE MAYO. AMIRIGHT?! (Just kidding, I’m at work and went to bed at 9:30 last night.) PGP

I tried to get up early and run today. I didn’t get up early and run today. PGP.