Monday Me : “Fuuuck drinking.”Friday Me: “Let’s rage.” PGP.

Slowly, but surely, I am becoming my mother. PGP.

Your inspirational LinkedIn quote is stupid. PGP.

It’s amazing how much more work I can get done in the morning when I don’t show up hungover. PGP

Buying things from Father’s Day sales for my dad, and myself. PGP

Getting a cat confirmed I’m a terrible parent.

Not trusting anyone that washes their dishes with the communal sponge in the break room. PGP.

Purposely ate a lunch that would make me just sick enough to leave work but not sick enough to not enjoy not working. PGP.

Not even acting like I’m working during the US Open. PGP

Painfully forced conversations. PGP.

You know you’ve been on your phone too long when your monitor goes to sleep. PGP

I’m not at the parade today. PGP