No cell service in the bathroom. PGP.

Hourly-level responsibility, mid-management level pay. PGP.

Sitting down to pee just to extend your bathroom break. PGP

Drunkest person that the office party…again.

Driving 45 min to get to the office to do a job that I could do from home, and being the only person here PGP

Can’t wait to have Friday off so I can check out the 3 for 1 sale at Jos. A. Bank. PGP

Getting an adrenaline rush from speeding PGP

Another car chase, another wasted afternoon at my desk.

Making the intern pick up lunch and stealing his prime parking spot in the process. PGPowerMove.

Boss gave me a sit-down for cruising Drudge Report during a conference call.

My piss is always dark yellow. PGP

Ordering the full rack of ribs at lunch. PGPM.