I’m bringing a book to the beach. PGP.

This day is dragging.

I have enough saved up to quit my job and survive for a week.

Praying for the email from management that says wrap things up and start the holiday weekend early. PGP.

My meetings next week are already giving me anxiety. PGP

When “Hey, how’s it going?” leads into “Hey, would you mind…?” PGP.

When your direct deposit does not come in early on the holiday weekend. PGP

Bought some expensive noise-cancelling headphones, but can still hear my coworkers

Instantly regretting checking your email PGP

Bcc is the screenshot of the working world. PGP

At least I could dip in class. PGP.

The look you get when you order a shot at the company sponsored happy hour.