Let’s all run to the window because we’ve never seen rain before. PGP.

Old enough to be an IT Admin, young enough to be the one to fix everyone else’s computer problems. PGP

Just gave notice. I’ve never felt more alive.

Getting the cold shoulder for taking a day off.

My coworkers children are having children. PGP.

Hiding your true plans for the weekend when anyone in the office ask PGP

Had a blood test to get cheaper insurance. Was still so dehydrated from the 4th they could barely get blood. PGP.

Being relocated with no relocation bonus. PGP

I’ve started getting mad when people speed. PGP.

Closing Time came on my 90s playlist…at 2:30… PGP

Got engaged last week and the only question I get is “Have you guys set a date yet?”

Life Insurance meetings. PGP.