Not being eligible for any more “first full year” promotions since you switched cable service providers after each first full year. PGP.

I always check my “sent” folder to make sure I sent the email to the right person. PGP.

Jimmy Johns delivery took 53 minutes. It’s 2 miles from where i work. PGP

My wife definitely settled. PGP.

Watching Mark Cuban videos in the parking lot to get you jazzed about your internship

Celebrating getting to “All-Star” level on your LinkedIn profile. PGP

HR gave a presentation on the 2050 retirement package today. The countdown begins. PGP.

The middle aged IT guy types with one finger.

My boss ” every paycheck you need to invest 33% and save another 33%.” He must think I get paid more than 35k

Having a mini-stroke every time an email from the bank shows up in my inbox. PGP

How this job requires a college degree is beyond me

My boss just discovered Florida Georgia Line. He also controls our radio. PGP.