The cookie cutter for $5.29 on the wedding registry was definitely put there with me in mind.

“Your password has expired.”

Was that a super long dump, or did it seem that way because I left my phone on my desk? PGP

I just plain don’t care anymore. PGP

Just caught my newly divorced coworker on seniorpeoplemeet.com

I eat Kale now. PGP

Every time Target puts out decor for dorms and college apartments, I die a little on the inside. PGP

I actually get a high from having a clean desktop and inbox.

Coworker just used the term “pound” instead of hashtag when referring to a Tweet. PGP

Taking a sick day to go on an interview. PGP.

Work husband thinks we are best friends, I just like free lunch. PGP

Office thermostat wars. PGP