Every drink last night equals another cup of coffee this morning. PGP

I thought I sent that to you. PGP.

Called my boss the wrong name this morning. Fortunately, he doesn’t know mine. PGP

Construction on our office building took out the elevator. I work on the eleventh floor. PGP

“Dear God, please make me a bird so I can fly far. Far far away from here.”

The water faucet sensor in the bathroom doesn’t acknowledge my existence. PGP.

When the f*ck did I run out of notches on this belt.

Receiving a company card, then being too afraid of being accountable for all purchases made to ever actually use it. PGP

Private course antics on a public course because now I can’t afford a private course….PGP

I hate this place. PGP

Sore after softball, again

Spent my last fifteen minutes at work in the bathroom playing Tinder. PGP