The constant struggle between losing weight and free food in the break room. PGP

My managing director found out I’m interviewing. PGP.

Being someone’s second string lunch buddy. PGP

My version of two-a-days is two cups of coffee a day. PGP.

One of my coworker’s absence can single-handedly make my day

My boss ordered everyone pizza right after I left for lunch.

A childhood friend just signed with the Seahawks and I’m sitting in a cubicle.

I sit through two separate one hour meetings every single day just to say “no report”. PGP.

My office is starting a “Biggest Loser” competition.

Liking a funny wall post before realizing its yours. PGP

Got halfway to work before realizing I didn’t have my phone. PGP.

That long sigh you let out as you walk into the office. PGP.