“The intern gets a tablet?” PGP.

Waking up before your alarm. PGP.

Beginning to actually enjoy the music whenever you’re put on hold. PGP.

“I’m going to start working out next Monday. I’m serious this time.” PGP.

Making sure your fantasy football league uses a site that isn’t blocked. PGP.

Getting called the wrong name by your interviewer, and being too scared to correct them. PGP.

The post-lunch food coma. PGP.

Thinking of every purchase’s cost in terms of hours spent at the office. PGP.

Waiting in line to use the microwave. PGP.

Computer freezes on PGP, VP of sales walks in… PGP.

Graduated last year. Interns call you old. PGP.

Stir meal, replace film cover. Microwave an additional 1 to 2 minutes. PGP.

Didn’t get carded last night. PGP.

My boss doesn’t know my name. PGP.

Rewarding yourself for 20 minutes of hard work with a 20 minute social media break. PGP.

Clearing your browser history before IT logs in to remote-install “routine updates.” PGP.

Realizing your back pain is due to the fact that your office chair has no lumbar support. PGP.

Double fisting phones. PGP.

The paradox of having a hot HR lady. PGP.

Overcrowded Groupon yoga classes. PGP.