Getting a second job because I am incapable of having hobbies. PGP

The Everyday Scaries. PGP

Accidentally had the video camera on as I entered the Google Hangouts Video Chat with no shirt on. PGP.

Emailed myself so I wouldn’t have to use a flash drive. Forgot the attachment. PGP.

Joined the board of my condo HOA.

Getting an email from Netflix with the subject line “Netflix tonight?” Yes, just like every night. PGP.

My desktop wallpaper is a picture of my flawless swing at last year’s golf outing. PGPM

“First day of school!” selfies invaded my snapchat. PGP.

I did the Tiger pump thinking the bathroom was empty. I was wrong. My nickname is now “Woods”. PGP.

Post grad one night stands not as convenient because they can’t walk home. PGP

I’m genuinely excited to see the new renovations they’re gonna do to the bridge I take on my commute. PGP.

I had one Bloody Mary at Sunday brunch and was hungover for four hours afterwards.