Oncoming traffic in a long hallway gives me anxiety. PGP.

Receiving an email from Cindy marked as ‘urgent’ at 4:30 on Halloween Friday. PGP.

Your office self and non-office self being the modern-day Jekyll and Hyde

I can’t tell anyone at work what I’m going to be for Halloween because it’s too crude and they wouldn’t get the humor. PGP

Went too hard at TGIFridays.

Some of these “adults” are way to into Halloween

SFW costumes during the day, NSFW costumes at the bar

“When I was your age…” PGP.

I went to IKEA last night and really had a great time. PGP.

“Did you see the debate last night?”PGP.

Telling a joke about a fat chick while the office fat chick is actually listening PGP

Senator Marco Rubio taking French Work weeks. PGPOWERMOVE