Coffee induced paranoia. PGP.

There is a line at the copier. PGP.

That awful feeling when lunch is over and you need to get back to work. PGP.

Actually being sick on a sick day. PGP.

Spending money that I don’t have. PGP.

Wait…there are people who get Columbus Day off? PGP.

Break room toaster was thrown out for attracting ants. Now I have to microwave my Pop Tarts like some kind of animal. PGP.

Comparing credit scores at the bar. PGP.

Brought my work laptop home intending to get caught up… never even took it out of my bag. PGP.

Wedding Saturday. Still hungover Monday. PGP.

Doing a Tiger fist pump when a conference call ends 10 minutes early. PGP.

Getting put down as a reference. PGP.

Caring enough to get angry that the cleaning crew keeps moving the trashcan. PGP.

Time to drink away this week’s work memories in 3……2…… PGP.

Getting a second job. PGP.

According to WebMd I’m going to die. PGP.

Getting Honeymoon Snapchats. PGP.

Going to my crush’s wedding this weekend. PGP.

I have three bosses. PGP.

My ex girlfriend got engaged last night. Thank god! PGP.