Newly single after 18 months. What apps are the kids using today? Pgp

If I can stick it out one more year, I’ll be fully vested in my 401k. PGP.

Getting moved from salary to hourly.

Growing the flow out. PGPM.

I only have blood because I got away from my desk for an hour. PGP

I have to go to the Chiropractor twice a week…I’m 24. PGP

Stopped for a bagel on my way to work. Someone brought bagels in for the office. PGP

“Let’s discuss this offline.”

“I apologize for the delay…” (I’ve been putting this off for as long as humanly possible)

Middle management goals

Always choosing wrong on your morning commute. PGP

Got a cold Thursday and took a sick day on Friday. Not a single person believes that I’m sick.