Deciding against working out for fear of not being able to walk the next day. PGP.

“Your LinkedIn profile has been viewed by 3 people in the past 30 days.” PGP.

Not knowing how long that Tupperware container has been in the fridge. PGP.

Finding your roommate on Craigslist. PGP.

It’s 1:30 and I haven’t really done anything today. PGP.

Mandatory company issued cell phone holster. PGP.

I don’t know how to use my company’s new phone system. PGP.

Arriving to the office just as the only shaded parking spot is being taken. PGP.

Just got approved for a $500 credit card. PGP.

Actually purchasing an “I’d rather be driving a Titleist” bumper sticker. PGP.

Rappers I listened to as a kid are now considered “icons” and “OGs.” PGP.

Coffee heartburn before 8:00am. PGP.

Falling asleep before halftime. PGP.

Being slow on the draw to minimize web pages. PGP.

Keeping a bottle of Pedialyte stashed in your desk drawer. PGP.

If you know your party’s extension, please dial it now. PGP.

That depressing moment when you pull up to work, and the building is not engulfed in flames. PGP.

Actually drinking eight glasses of water per day, so you can spend more time in the restroom. PGP.

Sweating through your work shirt. PGP.

I stayed late and nobody noticed. PGP.