Crashed a conference at the hotel across from my office during my lunch break and scored a free coffee mug. PGPowerMove.

People in the office are bringing their kids in Friday to trick or treat. Now I have to share my candy. PGP.

Needing a third cup of coffee before noon. PGP.

How do I only own two pairs of jeans at this point in my life? PGP.

Stayed up to watch the end of the game last night. Paying for it this morning. PGP.

Being told that wearing a costume tomorrow “while not mandatory, is highly recommended to promote team building and unity.” $25 gift card to Applebee’s prize for the winner. PGP.

I forgot my lunch. PGP.

Too old for the interns & too young for the widows. PGP.

Printed out ten copies of my resume on my office printer. Used the nice paper. PGPowerMove.

“Catch that game last night?” PGP.

Diversity classes. PGP.

Bonnaroo dreams. Spotify realities. PGP.

Living in constant fear of my mute button malfunctioning. PGP.

Regardless of the carcinogens in bacon, I’m not going to stop eating it. PGP.

My parents were already married at my age. PGP.

Checking my alarms multiple times throughout the night so I’m not late to work. PGP.

Sweater vest wardrobe and Wu Tang playlist. PGP.

Probably should have thrown some vodka in my OJ this morning. PGP.

No one in my office watches Walking Dead. PGP.

Tired of renting but no down payment money saved. PGP.