Actually going to Home Depot on a Saturday, and not just joking about it. PGP.

Bitter that my work wife got engaged in real life. PGP.

The office microwave just broke and I can’t afford to eat out. PGP.

“First ever bar fight” scaries. PGP.

Still hungover from Halloween. PGP.

Can everyone please put their phones on mute? PGP.

Coworkers volunteering to show you pictures of their kids in Halloween costumes. PGP.

The decision to get your transmission fixed or buy a new car. PGP.

Going from Bruce Banner to Hulk when getting an email on a Saturday. PGP.

Meet The Press has become a thing in my house. PGP.

The number one item on my Christmas wish list is a vacuum. PGP.

I didn’t start Drew Brees in fantasy this week. PGP.

Oncoming traffic in a long hallway gives me anxiety. PGP.

Receiving an email from Cindy marked as ‘urgent’ at 4:30 on Halloween Friday. PGP.

Your office self and non-office self being the modern day Jekyll and Hyde. PGP.

I can’t tell anyone at work what I’m going to be for Halloween because it’s too crude and they wouldn’t get the humor. PGP.

Went too hard at TGIFridays. PGP.

Some of these “adults” are way too into Halloween. PGP.

SFW costumes during the day, NSFW costumes at night. PGP.

“When I was your age…” PGP.