Won $2000 in the casino. Used all of it to pay my credit card bill. PGP.

Not being able to afford picking up the tab with your girlfriend’s parents. PGP.

If I wake up feeling refreshed, it probably means I overslept. PGP.

Updated iPad. Erased everything. PGP.

Your boss walking by as the cute new sales girl is putting her number into your phone. PGP.

I call our outsourced team in India more than I call my mother. PGP.

Leaving my job in a week. All this time, I didn’t realize it was possible to do so little work and get away with it. PGP.

Going from fraternity secrets to office secrets. PGP.

All I do is work, work, work no matter what. Got money on mind, I barely have enough. Every time I step up in the building…I can’t wait to get out of here. PGP.

Watching Spongebob with my nephew and exclusively identifying with Squidward. PGP.

There are hundreds of fruit flies terrorizing the break room. PGP.

Drove half way to work until I realized it was Sunday.

Immediately regretting giving yourself that deadline. PGP.

A coworker asked if I have any kids. I said, “Man, I hope not.” They did not find it amusing. PGP.

Enthusiasm over a quality pen. PGP.

I’m legitimately worried I won’t be able to afford a new gameday polo for this season. PGP.

Had to use a vacation day this week to help a sibling move. PGP.

Drunkenly ironing a shirt in a hotel room. PGP.

Showing up to work early just to print out concert tickets on the color printer. PGP.

Looking at sleeping bums with envy as you walk to work in the morning. PGP.