Older buddy at the bar complains about having to wait to receive what he calls a small 401K adjustment check due to CPA/tax correction; amount is twice my entire retirement savings. PGP.

Grocery shopping with the Scaries resulted in a panic attack in the produce section. PGP.

The only restaurant near me that serves brunch… stopped serving brunch. PGP.

Got stuck sitting next to Jerry at the morning meeting. Jerry smells like shit. Happy Monday! PGP.

Sunday Scaries because I got an email from HR saying I need to see them ASAP on Monday.. not fired just renaming my position.. PGP.

I’m still at work. PGP.

Just helped my coworker pull out her first gray hair. Most productive thing I’ve done today. PGP.

My hands swelled to almost twice their size due to an allergic reaction but I didn’t leave work because I didn’t want to wasted my PTO. PGP.

Having to work in the office the day before Thanksgiving when the whole office is off. PGP.

Dreading Thanksgiving conversation. PGP.

Debating whether to pay my unfathomably high car insurance bill today or go out and run up a bar tab on Thanksgiving Eve tomorrow. PGP.

Guess how many clients agreed to meet with me this week? None. PGP.