That’s it. I’ve had it with the fat-shaming craze. I keep seeing these rotund gaggles of women who tweet angry messages to companies like Walmart, Victoria’s Secret, and now Dillard’s for supposedly making light of larger women who are proving…Read More »
Buying the office building he works in and proceeding to run it like a Soviet work camp. Responding to a coworker’s prank by boasting about being able to skin a mule deer in under five minutes. Bringing a loaded gun into the…Read More »
The mid-2000s were a sexy, sexy time. America was horny as hell and crazy about butts. Jennifer Lopez, Shakira, Britney Spears and any rapper that put “ass” in the hook of one of their songs were making it big thanks…Read More »
Dating after college is tough. It kind of reminds me of blackjack: the house always has the advantage, but if you know how to play, you can tip the scales in your favor. Every species of animal on the planet…Read More »
Establish a power position by kicking your feet up on the desk and putting your hands behind your head. Before the interviewer even speaks, say “Let’s talk salary and benefits.” Ask for a tour and inspect the stability of each…Read More »
When a friend asks, “How are you doing?” what’s your answer? Do you tell him or her that you’re very confused? That a couple years ago you woke up on a Tuesday knowing that you were going to major in…Read More »
Listen, I’m all about you having a wedding that is all your own—unique to you and the poor soul who marries you in every way possible. But, if your wedding looks like it belongs on TLC, you’re doing it wrong.…Read More »
My friends are fantastic. I love them very much, but I swear to God, some of the things that leave their mouths are the most absurd things I’ve ever heard. Whether they’re completely out of nowhere, oddly offensive, or just…Read More »
For too long, our society has been at war with one another because of two opposing sides or ideals. Most of these conflicts have no answer, yet we continue to battle with each other foolishly: Democrats versus Republicans, the Hatfields…Read More »
I could start this column by telling you about the turmoil Kansas City Royals fans have gone through in the past 30 years, and how it was once a proud, dominant franchise that was an October staple. I could start…Read More »
