My family shared a computer from 1997 to 2004. I’m sure that story is universal for anyone who grew up in at least a middle class household. I should probably elaborate a little more on my family. My family of…Read More »
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How We Pulled Off The Ultimate Long-Con Prank On Our Coworker
*Names have been changed to protect the pranked. I have the great fortune of working in a young office environment, where my coworkers and I are all relatively the same age and we generally enjoy spending our time with each…Read More »
My Application For The Position of “Taylor Swift’s Boyfriend”
If my first few years out of college taught me anything (besides how to make ramen appear more fancy than it has any right to be) it was how to apply for a job. I’m now out of the world…Read More »
Notable “Kick In The Groin” Sports Moments
Almost every sports team has had moments in its history that have driven its fans to drink, get in fights, get divorced, stab someone, or just flat-out die inside. It takes a dedicated masochist to continue rooting for some of…Read More »
Your Email Signature Makes You Look Like An Asshole
The email signature line offers a small glimpse into who we are as we’re judged by total strangers, or at best, a casual office acquaintance. After you’ve nailed your name, font and size to be just slightly larger and more…Read More »
31 Reasons I Can’t Fucking Wait For March Madness
Ladies and gentlemen, it is upon us! March: the magical month bestowed upon us by the Good Lord himself, leading us toward holy grail of college hoops. Take a deep breath. Can you feel it? That’s the feeling you get…Read More »
How You Should Be Drinking On St. Patrick’s Day
The time of my fair-skinned people is right around the corner, folks. This year, we get to trade in our Monday blues for some St. Paddy’s green. (If you spell it St. Patty’s, just GTFO. But first, educate yourself.) Get…Read More »
So You Crapped Your Pants at Work
It happens to the best of us. Like death, shitting your pants is inevitable. Diarrhea knows no race, age, ethnicity, sexual orientation, socioeconomic status, etc. Shitting is the world’s greatest equalizer. No matter how attractive or famous someone is, they…Read More »
I Got Called Out By Some Dude For Using The Men’s Room Located On “His” Floor
Like many, I occasionally venture beyond the second floor of my office building to take care of business. My company shares an office building with multiple businesses, and it’s normal to have some cross-pollination. Sometimes you have poor timing and…Read More »
Don’t Eat Where You Shit: Postgradding In Your College Town
My college town will always hold a special place in my heart. It is the first place I got laid, where I met many of my friends, and had many close run-ins with our campus boys in blue. Life in…Read More »
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