20 Rationalizations For Moving With Your Significant Other

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  1. Your parents finally stopped paying your rent and you can’t afford to live on your own.
  2. You don’t know how to cook.
  3. It’s the next logical step. Isn’t it? No seriously, isn’t it?
  4. Your mom stopped doing your laundry.
  5. You’d rather be miserable than be alone.
  6. Your TV just broke.
  7. Eating alone is just too depressing.
  8. Your significant other has the Friends box set.
  9. You’re hoping they’ll clean up after you.
  10. It would be really nice to get breakfast in bed.
  11. You’re banking on your sex life improving.
  12. If you can make this work, you might be ready for a dog.
  13. It’s cheaper than an engagement ring.
  14. You get to give joint presents. (Joint gifts will not, however, be well received).
  15. You’ve convinced yourself that this means you’ll save on groceries.
  16. Housewarming presents.
  17. You think this will make you a grown up. Maybe you’ll even get to stop sitting at the kiddie table.
  18. Netflix on a Friday doesn’t seem so sad if someone is with you.
  19. It will force you to put sheets on your bed.
  20. It’s not alcoholism if you’re no longer drinking alone.

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Catie Warren

Catie struggles with adulthood and has been celebrating her 21st birthday for the past three years. She attended college in the nation’s capital and to this day is angry that Pit Bull lied to her, as you cannot, in fact, party on The White House lawn. Prior to her success with PGP, Catie was most famous for being featured in her hometown newspaper regarding her 5th grade Science Fair Project for which she did not place. In her spare time, she enjoys attributing famous historical quotes to Marilyn Monroe and getting in fights with thirteen year olds on twitter. Email:

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