You’re staying in River North? That’s fucking weak. Should’ve stayed somewhere on the North/Northwest side, where most of us postgrad, entry level, peasants live.
My mom told me that my sister was at a bachelorette party, a few weeks ago, and the bride to be drunkenly told her she’s a loser, because she doesn’t have a boyfriend. Girls are confusing, mannnnnn.
“Birth control is probably the most obvious example of women going out of their way to please a man”. Nah, dude, I think they just don’t want to get pregnant.
At the end of the Saturday night, my friends decided to McDonalds and I decided to get my favorite fish tacos by myself, instead. I finished my drunk tacos, started walking home, and saw my friends were still at McDonalds, through the window. I went in and ordered a full meal at McDonalds too. Two meals in 20 minutes.
Watching couples record each other lifting weights, while I’m at the gym, always makes me feel a little bit better about myself.
I am scum. On a plane, I will wear flip flops and basketball shorts, without even questioning it. Who am I trying to impress?
I’m aware. Those were the most hipster bands I could think of off the top of my head.
Which Starbucks location are you a barista at? And do you prefer Vampire Weekend or Arcade Fire?
Damn, those are some really douchey bars. And I’ve been to all of them but one, shit.
I had a crush on my dentist and was disappointed when I found out she was married and has a kid, sigh.
You’re right, I could drink a Growler full of Coors Light.
This is hipster nonsense. Give me a suitcase of light beer or give me death.
You’re staying in River North? That’s fucking weak. Should’ve stayed somewhere on the North/Northwest side, where most of us postgrad, entry level, peasants live.
I don’t know. I’m just tired, all the time, from slaving away in a cubicle farm. Coffee makes you less tired, so I’m gonna drink it.
It’s ok. I’m about to do a phone interview, sitting on a sidewalk, two blocks away from my office.
Get glasses. Ya look smart, ya feel smart.
Agreed, but it will never have the ability to make me cringe more than any long caption about being engaged, married, etc.
My mom told me that my sister was at a bachelorette party, a few weeks ago, and the bride to be drunkenly told her she’s a loser, because she doesn’t have a boyfriend. Girls are confusing, mannnnnn.
Soccer is worthless, besides for playing Fifa and drunkenly cheering on Team USA in the World Cup.
“Birth control is probably the most obvious example of women going out of their way to please a man”. Nah, dude, I think they just don’t want to get pregnant.
These NYT cucks don’t have shit on you, Will. Keep fighting the good fight.
I judge anyone who uses anything, but thanks or thank you.
Wow, Touching Base in Chicago in a couple weeks. What a time to be alive.
At the end of the Saturday night, my friends decided to McDonalds and I decided to get my favorite fish tacos by myself, instead. I finished my drunk tacos, started walking home, and saw my friends were still at McDonalds, through the window. I went in and ordered a full meal at McDonalds too. Two meals in 20 minutes.