Nived_Neirbo

Optimistic pessimist, Profoundly unimportant

Member Since 01/07/2014

  • Nived_Neirbo 7 years ago on Black Dogs With White Paws Are Easily The Most Basic Dog Of 2017

    Is it just me or at quick glance did it look like the painting on the wall behind the dog looked like a blood streak in the very last picture? The dog is stoically standing there yet emotionless as if he just murdered his entire family because he saw their Facebook profile and “dog” IG account and realized he wasn’t getting paid royalties he deserves. See, even the greed sickness with money has transcended into animals

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  • Nived_Neirbo 7 years ago on 21 Power Moves You Can Pull When You Put In Your Two Weeks Notice

    Put your 2 hours notice and then go take a 47 minute shit in the handicapped stall. Worrying about burning bridges is so overrated in 2017 plus you already know how to swim so these invisible bridges that people speak of are irrelevant. If you don’t know how to swim…well, you probably came from a family that didn’t love you so maybe grow up or something idk lol

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  • Nived_Neirbo 7 years ago on Morning Coffee Thoughts 6/29

    Oh yes, I’m skipping out on the “all hands meeting” about this and I’m gonna send out my resume to every company that has mobile app technologies….oh what’s up Grandex!?

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  • Nived_Neirbo 7 years ago on Morning Coffee Thoughts 6/29

    Just sitting in a rocking chair not wanting to drive into work but I do want to wrap my hands around a nitro brew with shit particles in it. In other news the company I work for (who’s name rhymes with Shmaples) just got bought by that PE firm so I’m excited to see the bullshit narrative that they try to spin on us behind fake smiles and sociopathic wide eyes

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  • Nived_Neirbo 7 years ago on This Investigation Has Me Asking, "Am I Drinking Poop Coffee?"

    Times are tough for businesses these days, they most likely make their ice cubes from toilet water seeing how most Starbucks never let you use their bathroom unless you buy some of their fece coffee. Assholes (literally). Plus, does anyone really know where all that toilet water comes from? Water is expensive and within the next decade or so, we’re going to be killing each other and bombing countries with rainforests over it so their just trying to be an organic and sustainable business as a PR stunt. I’m more worried about their sourcing methods for their coffee beans because pretty much every single meat product that we consume has feces, puss, pharmaceuticals, and bacteria in it anyway. Starts to make you wonder if this life thing isn’t just all bullshit, everywhere and covering everything and everyone

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  • Nived_Neirbo 7 years ago on Buzzkill: Wall Street Journal Reports Working In The Weed And Sex Toy Industries Are Bad For Your Career

    First if all, Wall Street has an obligation to tell you things like this due to trading and business influences/special interests (especially when it comes to the emerging weed industry) ((plus it’s not like they aren’t profiting off of the illegal drug trade))…when humans completely kill love as a human emotion, the sex toy industry with thrive. The weed industry is booming and so is the tech that improves business methods, services, and logistics so if anything, your career now has more suitable avenues than ever before. Plus, what the fuck is a career anyway? Most ppl just barely show up everyday just to still not be able to afford their lifestyle so if you ask me, anything that actually makes you a lot of money is good for your career even if it’s bad for your “career”

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  • Nived_Neirbo 7 years ago on I Went To A Therapist For The First Time And Now I Think I'm Famous

    Guys, guys, let’s bring it in for a second. If dark sarcasm and reading comprehension are your things than you’d realize that what I was really saying here is that you should see a therapist so you can work on yourself and become a better person but I can’t just come out and say that on here. I have a god damn reputation to uphold on here. It’s not easy being the guy who has to come up with obscure yet wildly truthful and sizzling takes every single day

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  • Nived_Neirbo 7 years ago on I Went To A Therapist For The First Time And Now I Think I'm Famous

    Guys, don’t see a therapist, okay. The whole idea from the ruling elite is to make everyday life more and more difficult while making it seem easier and easier. Hold all your feelings and fucked up thoughts inside forever. Bottle those little pests up and try to drown them in alcohol and drugs to keep the illusionary drug war perpetuating. And after decades of stifling those emotions that you’ve needed to express, you’ll finally snap and go postal which helps the weapons industry, the criminal justice system, the private prison industry, and if you reach 5 stars like in GTA you’ll be helping the death penalty industry as well as the Department of Homeland Security and the anti-terror task forces industries because let’s face it, they’re all industries looking to turn profit to their same shareholders in the shadows. This will also help one religion point the finger at another bad religion to then make every other dumb person play into their hands to prevent all progression of the human species. So you see, we need you to stop seeking proper help and being a responsible adult because organic/healthy therapy methods are anti-establishment and anti agenda 21 and it’s anti-American business lol

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  • Nived_Neirbo 7 years ago on Morning Coffee Thoughts 6/27

    Rumors are floating around that the company I work for is being sold to a private equity firm. I already know what happens when that happens so I’m going to be sprucing up the resume and guzzling nitro brew until some random 23 year old recruiter who is fresh out of college and hungry to get nowhere in life DMs me on LinkedIn to talk about a job that’s going to pay me $40k less than I make now in an industry that has nothing to do with what I do just so he can get his ~2% commission and try to be my “bro”. Live, laugh, love

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  • Nived_Neirbo 7 years ago on Morning Coffee Thoughts 6/26

    I wrote this fucking comment before this article was even published. That’s how much nitro brew I’ve had already, guys. Ive had so much nitro brew that I can see the future before the future sees me seeing it….okay, story time!….there’s a dude named Devin down in Atlanta who started Nived apparel and the logo is a dude with long hair holding his face with both hands/pulling his hair with a crazy look on his face as if he’s losing sanity in a fucked up world. I’m not saying that I had a hand in this but I’m pretty sure my persona on here inspired a fashion line because the dude followed me on IG and slid into my DM’s shortly after (in a non-homosexual manner). Check out Nivedco on the Instagram machine to see for yourselves. I’m going to collect royalties

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  • Nived_Neirbo 7 years ago on What Kind of Insane Person Complains About Air Conditioning?

    I’ll just start a Truther Tuesday series to try and gain marketshare on the topic within the PGP community and then hopefully become profitable enough to get listed in exchanges and receive an IPO and then acquire your series because this is big business and when businesses aren’t destroying the environment, killing people, and controlling everything from the shadows behind government, they’re breeding healthy competition with one another even though many of them are owned by the same shadowy holding companies. The only way this won’t work is if the powers that be in the PGP don’t publish my content and subsequently silence me via censorship which would make them part of the illuminati

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