I’m not saying Kanye isn’t talented, because he is. The problem is how much more talented he THINKS he is versus how much talent he actually has, which are worlds apart.
The only good reason is if you’re in a hotel and on an expense report and the hotel is adjacent to one of those allowing you to go get blasted there on the company dime without driving.
I don’t object to it, man’s gotta eat, I just wanna know..what’s the bonus for mentioning Man Outfitters in an article? $25 cash bonus? More? Free t-shirt? Just asking.
And then round to the nearest dollar or whatever makes sense. No need to make your bill $63.72 because of the tip, just pay $65 and give the waitress the balance.
23 y/o me: Hell yeah, Chili’s* has $2 Margs tonight!
34y/o me: No fucking way I’m going to Chili’s, there’s a real Mexican place nearby which is cheaper and the food is way better.
*or Olive Garden, Red Lobster, any other chain place
I’m 100% a titty man, and I like the pure as the driven snow, untouched and unaltered. Tats, piercings and even enlargements are almost always going to ruin a beautiful thing.
My wife makes most of the “well we gotta eat something” type weekday meals, but I almost always cook something fairly elaborate on Sundays, whether it’s grilling or BBQing, or a good pasta or seafood dish in the kitchen.
I moved from the east coast to Chicago, and apparently what’s considered fun banter in New England is “assholish” and “obnoxious” and “makes people uncomfortable” in Chicago. I think my wife spent the first two years I lived here just saying “no, he’s really a nice guy, that’s just his sense of humor.” And yes, she was the only person here I knew. Fun.
If you can’t afford to have a wedding don’t have a fucking wedding. Fortunately, no one like this would ever invite a person like me to their wedding anyways.
I’m not saying Kanye isn’t talented, because he is. The problem is how much more talented he THINKS he is versus how much talent he actually has, which are worlds apart.
Last time I had a card stolen, thief bought A) multiple accounts for Match.com and B) multiple orders to Telefloral.
Wife was not amused.
The only good reason is if you’re in a hotel and on an expense report and the hotel is adjacent to one of those allowing you to go get blasted there on the company dime without driving.
I don’t object to it, man’s gotta eat, I just wanna know..what’s the bonus for mentioning Man Outfitters in an article? $25 cash bonus? More? Free t-shirt? Just asking.
And then round to the nearest dollar or whatever makes sense. No need to make your bill $63.72 because of the tip, just pay $65 and give the waitress the balance.
I’m a piece of shit, but saying that was pretty far down the list of reasons why.
Chili’s fucking sucks. There, I said it.
23 y/o me: Hell yeah, Chili’s* has $2 Margs tonight!
34y/o me: No fucking way I’m going to Chili’s, there’s a real Mexican place nearby which is cheaper and the food is way better.
*or Olive Garden, Red Lobster, any other chain place
I’m 100% a titty man, and I like the pure as the driven snow, untouched and unaltered. Tats, piercings and even enlargements are almost always going to ruin a beautiful thing.
Confuse and enrage the enemy. I like it, Finn.
I hate hating him because it’s too easy and predictable, but yeah…I hate him.
Wearing khakis and a polo shirt today…
I do. Just not a fan of fantasy. Sorry. I’m an accountant, I don’t have any imagination.
I am a big proponent of females proclaiming their “self love” and filming it so I can watch it on the ‘hub.
I hate Harry Potter and other fantasy bullshit, and I hate Trump ever so slightly less than I hate Hillary. So, theory proven.
My wife makes most of the “well we gotta eat something” type weekday meals, but I almost always cook something fairly elaborate on Sundays, whether it’s grilling or BBQing, or a good pasta or seafood dish in the kitchen.
I moved from the east coast to Chicago, and apparently what’s considered fun banter in New England is “assholish” and “obnoxious” and “makes people uncomfortable” in Chicago. I think my wife spent the first two years I lived here just saying “no, he’s really a nice guy, that’s just his sense of humor.” And yes, she was the only person here I knew. Fun.
Lost it at “a dish that can only be described as “2500mg of sodium in one sitting.”
No. You’re wrong.
If you can’t afford to have a wedding don’t have a fucking wedding. Fortunately, no one like this would ever invite a person like me to their wedding anyways.